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[name] Howie
[d.o.b] 25 September '89
[horoscope]Libra
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[[ ME ]]
[name] Howie
[d.o.b] 25 September '89
[horoscope]Libra
[[ Contact ]]
[msn]otslydem@hotmail.com
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I saw a cockroach in the kitchen at midnight , " oh my god ! " , seriously , i was tempted to bounce back to bed and forget about the incident.But then , I saw it crawling around like wtf , i mean , cockroaches are dertty ! so , i observed that fool for a lil' bit then i went to fetch the insecticide ! take aim , I suddenly realise that insecticide is harmful to humans too ! so , i went to take the lighter and like some viet cong I spray almost half can with that shit ignited , and that cockroach was running around like " oh my fallujah ! " then it went to hide under the kettle perch on the stove ( quite cute eh ? hahaes ) then i turn the stove on ! it then ran into some gap in the stove and hid there.......damnnn ~
next time , i gonna take a mouthful of vodka or XO ( see how coincident it is , the 2 letter XO makes a smiley which is very true to wad happens when u taste it )and take a big fat candle and spit that fuel onto the roach !
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hahaes , out of point =P
I was invited to the PlayBoy Mansion by that old man you see in the photo above.i dont know who the hell is he though , but hell , who gives a damn when theres a free trip to somewhere.
All the staff came out to invite me into their PlayRoom.So friendly please , actually I expected them to be really mean Bikers with Leathervests & Porn magazines.
Since they were so nice , I followed them through this really nice garden. 
then we came upon a small waterfall that has a mysterious allure.(that fools not me thought , just some random guy from google search )
And I saw it !!! the fountain of Youth !!!!
And I didnt hesitate ! I jumped right in to it with my baggy jeans and nothing ! But damn , bad move ~ I forgot I cant swim !! damnit , crap , shit , oh no ~
But fortunately , after about 1 minute of struggling , another thing was suffocating me , Pamela Anderson was saving while killing me when she brought me ashore with my face in her chest !
(why the hell is that car there ?!)
anws , then the Stripperella gave me some mouth to mouth lah
(there , mouth to mouth , a subtle version )
but omg it taste so salty that i had to pull pam away ! wait...wait....i know how exactly it taste like ! it taste like the Dead Sea !! must've been the excessive exposure to sea salt while filming Bay Watch !
Hell man , she wouldnt let go ! i've gotta spend all my strenght beating the shit out of pam !
o damn ! i realised all that nude shootings made those stars crazy ! damn i've gotta get out of that hell hole !
lookin' around , i saw an Impala parked in some nearby bushes ! its beautiful Dupont changing colours as I rushed towards it ! And it was bouncing too ! yeah man ! Hydraulics ! woo ~ low rida for da Pimps !
and omg ! when i reached there i realised the bouncing was stimulated by 2 couples making out ! ( eeewww , those seats....) i chased them off anws ! you shld see how frightened they were !
yeehaw ~ a pimp in a low rida is one hell of an all nighta ~
And I cruised out of Harm's way !! back to the safe house !
(its in the ghetto lah , dont despise damnit ~)
"> watch this !
just give me more money or something , i need to buy stuff. ( yeah , like who doesnt )
U cant expect me to go out in the same clothes right ?
and it really depend on how flashy you are , the flashier the better , and i dont mean those ah beng type of flashiness . Thats False Flashiness. Its wrong. Dont even try it at home.
Please dont attempt to match jeans with sandals please.its such an obscene sight , you know....
And , if you are wearing flashy shoes , try to match it with something short ( Ooo , look at those lovely hairy legs ! hahaes ) but no gay ass high socks please.
well thats abt it , i just felt like bashing my keyboard thats why i blog ~
Keyboard Bashing ~
try to watch premonition too , it will make sure u bash ur keyboard
Teresa told me to blog about her , ok , fine , here it is.
a story ? ok sure. *not-happy-want-to-fight-arh look*
One day , i mean , night , in da club.
Fat Bastard approaches her. 
sorry , i meant this.
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Fat Bastard : hey shawty , wanna hook up?
Teresa : No ! you stinking piece of filth !
Fat Bastard : aight then , screw you.
Teresa : no ! screw you !
Fat bastard : Screw you instead.
And he walks away.
And there is teresa , all glum and shit coz someone fatter than her just ticked her off.
heres a gangsta' for yo ~ 
The gangsta' approaches teresa.
Gangsta' : yo , word up wit that glum and sour like a plum ?
teresa : go away , i am in a foul mood
Gangsta' ....eh.... gangsta' says...uh....
wah...no mood for story lah ! lemme show u some nice clothes !
nice right ? if not , screw you , coz its limited edition damn it ~
Last night i dreamt that i watch movie , todae i really watch movie , woah ?
not really , esp. when i am supposed to go watch movie todae.
premonition so creepy , esp. that little girl with her chao tah face and that woman with her scratched off face , like those scratch and win card !
not bad lah todae ~
